Account Executive - Enterprise Ligma Startup Markets
Enterprise account executive responsibilities are vital to ensure the growth and increased profit margins for any business that actually seeks growth and increased profit margins. They are found in a wide variety of industries, probably. The main purpose is to increase the profits by establishing and acquiring new client accounts - a purpose anathema to the very core of Beeswax Ltd’s business philosophy, which is to have no client accounts.
Key Responsibilities
There is a huge competition in every field and thus most business organizations rely heavily upon implementing different sales strategies, plans, and actions that would help in promoting their products thus yielding better sales. Because Beeswax Ltd does not want to be bothered or contacted in any way, this position has no key responsibilities or duties. We ask that you be prepared to:
Answer no e-mails or other communications from incoming potential clients
Actively avoid seeking out higher growth areas and marketplaces
During critical moments or potential incidents, have pre-prepared responses that can be sent at a moments notice to potential enterprise marketplace clients instructing them to guzzle, siphon, or otherwise imbibe your testicles in order to maintain our ongoing mission of teaching others to mind their own business™.
Essential Skills
Enterprise account executives are mostly engaged in the sales, therefore strong communication skills are a must. We expect all of our account executives to be able to describe our core mission and philosophy at a moment’s notice.
They should have good analyzing skills and should be able to think creatively and chalk out innovative strategies that will improve Beeswax Ltd’s ability to avoid all contact. Should be able to identify and tap potential clients that might bother us accidentally, and preemptively filter all inquiries from those clients.
Should have strong background in social avoidance. They should be self motivated and should have an ability to handle no pressure and work in an environment that is strictly ethereal.
Educational Requirements
An educational background that allows our account executive in our Ligma Startup Markets to be able to explain our core Ligma needs in increasingly florid language is a plus.
Work Hours
Enterprise account executives need to be flexible in their working hours - please be prepared to work a maximum of none hours per week, and to be on call to do nothing 24/7. We expect dedication from our account executives when it comes to the complete lack of interest we have in growth and expansion, and for all AE’s to be wholly aligned with our mission.
Salary Details
We will pay you absolutely nothing and can offer no benefits, aside from the ability to tell your potential clientele the core tenets of Ligma at any time, any day.
Career Prospects
In most industries, career prospects for Enterprise Account Executives are bright and come with high base salaries depending on education and experience. If you are able to successfully demonstrate a history of guaranteeing growth and expansion within your market, you are likely to have a great career trajectory ahead of you! This is not the case for Beeswax Ltd - in fact, listing yourself as our Enterprise Ligma Startup Markets Account Executive within your LinkedIn page, resume, or other job seeking documentation is likely to harm to your future prospects.
Contact
Please visit our Contact page to submit your resume and cover letter.